Covering my ass

Look, we’re not your mom. We’re not gonna tell you what to do. But, for legal reasons (and to avoid getting sued into oblivion), we gotta say this: Don’t stick our stickers on stuff you don’t own. Private property and all that jazz. If you get arrested for sticking an “Eat the Rich” sticker on Jeff Bezos’s forehead, that’s on you. We’re just here to provide the tools for the rebellion, not bail money (we don’t have any).

Do’s and Don’ts

Do get a good picture wearing our shirt while protesting for the underprivileged and less fortunate.
Don’t wear shirts with swear words around young influenceable kids.
Don’t stick stickers on stuff you don’t own.
If you misuse our products by doing anything illegal with them, we relinquish all liability. You have been warned.