Smells Like Bacon | Faceless Narc Tee
Price range: $16.15 through $24.33
- Free shipping on all orders over $50
- 30 days easy returns
- All taxes and customs duties included
Same uniform, different face… or no face at all. This version of the narc-spotter tee highlights the interchangeable nature of state enforcers. The dead giveaways remain – spot the boots, the bulge, the gear. Keep your eyes open, comrades.
Soft-style Gildan 64000 crew neck t-shirt. Made with 100% ring-spun cotton for solid colors. Heather color blends are 35% ring-spun cotton and 65% polyester. Sport Grey and Antique color blends are 90% cotton and 10% polyester. Graphite Heather is a 50/50 cotton/polyester blend. Features twill-taped shoulders for durability and a ribbed knit collar to prevent curling. No side seams. Tear-away label for comfort. Made with ethically sourced US cotton, a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol, ensuring this tee will withstand multiple washes. Certified by Oeko-Tex for quality and safety.
| Weight | N/A |
|---|
| Size | Chest (inches) | Waist (inches) | Hip (inches) |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 34-36 | 27-29 | 34-36 |
| S | 36-38 | 29-31 | 36-38 |
| M | 38-40 | 31-33 | 38-40 |
| L | 40-42 | 33-36 | 40-43 |
| XL | 42-45 | 36-40 | 43-47 |
| XXL | 45-48 | 40-44 | 47-51 |
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Shipping
We offer a next working day delivery for orders placed before 6:30 p.m. Monday to Friday. Orders placed after this will be delivered within two working days. This excludes Saturday, Sunday and public holidays.
| Destination | Delivery | Above $50 |
|---|---|---|
| Denmark | 1 – 2 days | Free |
| Belgium, Germany, Netherlands, Sweden | 2 – 4 days | Free |
| Austria, Czech Republic, Finland, France, Italy, Spain, Hungary, Ireland, Poland, Portugal, Slovakia, Slovenia | 3 – 5 days | Free |
| United States | 1 – 2 days | Free |
| Japan | 3 – 5 days | Free |
| Australia | 2 – 4 days | Free |
Returns
Returns will be accepted for up to 14 days of Customer’s receipt or tracking number on unworn items. You, as a Customer, are obliged to inform us via email before you return the item, only in the case of:
- Received the wrong item
- Item arrived not as expected (ie. damaged packaging)
- Item had defects
The returned product(s) must be in the original packaging, safety wrapped, undamaged and unworn. This means that the item(s) must be safely packed in a carton box for protection during transport, possibly the same carton used to ship to you as a customer.
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